" on the offensive "

 [ "no offense" ]

1: A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

  * e.g.,  ... "No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore." 

 [ "No Offense" ]

1: Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.

  * e.g.,  ... no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong 

 [ "offense" ]

1: When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.

  * e.g.,  ... Offense is the main cause of comedy removal. 

 [ "no offense" ]

1: The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.

  * e.g.,  ... No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo. 

 [ "offensive" ]

1: A highly subjective interpretation of something real, imagined, or interpreted as being demeaning; very often the use of complaint to attack someone while paradoxically assuming both authority and victimhood; the use of complaint as a sociopolitical weapon or vehicle to often unmerited benefit, privilege, or compensation.

  * e.g.,  ... Their being offended is deeply and inheirently offensive to me! I demand you recognize my victimhood and give me what I want now! 

 [ "no offense, but" ]

1: usually said right before someone says the most offensive thing possible.

  * e.g.,  ... Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews! Jews: That was rather offensive 

 [ "that's offensive" ]

1: A common phrase that dumb people say when they don't understand something or when they want to cause unnecessary facebook drama.

  * e.g.,  ... "Your artistic endeavor for photography class uses a globe in it and that reminds me of our all-mighty God. That's offensive." 

 [ "no offense" ]

1: a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.

  * e.g.,  ... No offense Chelsea, but you suck. 

 [ "Offensed" ]

1: When you try to say "offended" but ended up saying "offensive" halfway through.

  * e.g.,  ... A: Dude, you know i am offensed by what you said. 

 [ "Offensivitis" ]

1: the asshole who takes offense at the drop of a hat

  * e.g.,  ... Forget swine flu, the Indian government is suffering from a much grave disease called offensivitis.